Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes


When you look back on years past, your memories may be warm. As you celebrate your birthday, may your heart be filled with happiness and joy. As you look ahead to years to come, may your deepest hopes and dreams come true!

Just like everyone else, I also look forward to my birthday every year. It happens on 9th March which makes March a special month for me. Ever since my childhood, my parents have a birthday tradition.

Every year, we go to have ice cream late at night to mark the beginning of my birthday. It is a very small thing but it means a lot to me. So far, we have never missed doing this together and I hope we can continue it forever.

On my birthday, I usually throw a birthday party inviting all my close friends. It is a fun-filled day where all my friends partake in exciting activities. My mother makes my favourite dish which I enjoy eating on my birthday. Moreover, the special part about my celebration is that my siblings prepare a dance performance for me every year on my favourite song. It is hilarious as they include funny steps deliberately to make me laugh.
The most exciting part about my birthday celebration is opening gifts when everyone leaves. I cherish every gift of mine dearly no matter how big or small. My favourite gift till date is the huge teddy bear my father got for me when I was six years old.
Therefore, each year, I wait eagerly for my birthday to arrive so that I can spend a great time with my friends and family. Moreover, it makes me realize how blessed I am to have all this.

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Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…

I didn’t forget your birthday. Unfortunately, I just forgot today’s date!

I figured out what was the most challenging thing to do.

I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. Finding one is impossible.

Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.

I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles. Happy Birthday; you’re not getting older.

You’re just a little closer to death. I wanted to give you something unique, grand, and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen! Happy Birthday.

I promise I won’t tell anyone how old you really are! I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday, but nothing came to mind.

I wish you all the best for another 100 years here on earth! I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I’m just here for the cake. I’m not going to make any age-related jokes because, in fact, I feel a little pity about how old you are.

If someone comes up with the idea of calling you old, hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.

You must have one of the best plastic surgeons.

There is no other explanation. You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Do you think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.

Do you think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

You’re not 40; you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!

I hope you create a memory that becomes your happy place in all the many years yet to come on your birthday. Happy Birthday!

I’ve always thought you are the most classy, stylish, and charming person I know. The world could use warm, passionate, and beautiful people like you. Best birthday wishes to you!

May life lead you to great happiness and success on your birthday, and I hope all your wishes come true! May you enjoy your special day!

I’m sending birthday wishes that wouldn’t do on this extra-special day, so I’m sending you a day when all of your dreams come true and a year that means the most to you!

Today is the day you were sent to this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person. May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams.

Today is your day to celebrate the gift of life. Travel somewhere you’ve never been before. Dare yourself to do things that you fear. Most of all, express your love to those around you always. Happy birthday!

I want you to know that you are a miracle in my life. Not a day passes without me thanking God for giving me such a fantastic friend. I am fortunate to have met you in life. May all your heart’s desires come true. You are a blessing to my life and a good friend worth having forever. Happy birthday.

Birthdays are not about presents, but being with friends and family, you love. I want you to know that I appreciate you. This was when it was raining when you were born because heaven was crying for losing an angel like you! Happy Birthday!

My birthday wishes for you: I hope the sun shines on you, the wind is at your back, your food tastes good, and you see smiles and hear laughter every day, but especially on your birthday.

Here’s wishing you all the very best on your special day. May you be blessed with all the joy you can ever have and be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow, and in the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come.

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May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!

It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.

They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.

Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.

Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!

Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.

It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!

I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for but go off I guess…Happy birthday!

Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!

Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.

Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!

Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!

For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!

You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!

Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)

Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!

Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!

Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

Happy birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your butt ?

Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday!

I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!

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I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

It’s your birthday? Let’s get up to some mischief!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past – you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present – I didn’t get you one.”

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!

Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday, I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You’re not old! oh, no, wait, actually you are, sorry about that.

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Happy Birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

I wouldn’t say you’re old… you’ve just been young for longer than most of us.

Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!

Great news! you’re still alive!

You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these Happy Birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

Don’t think of it as turning [insert age]. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Looking 40 is great – if you’re sixty.

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

I demand a recount!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.

Happy Birthday! And remember you’re not [insert age] . You’re 18 with [XX] years’ experience.
60 and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!